Thursday, June 11, 2009

TED & JEZZ

to really get a head,
i need a volkswagon beetle
my arm in a plaster cast,
a sailboat (imaginary)
a ballpein hammer,
plastic ties
the ability to lie cherubically,
i need to be charismatic
approachable, respectable,
i need a politician's smile,
a tradesman's guile
no remorse,
cold blood & a hunter's patience.

to really get some heads
i need a hand saw,
my own apartment close by
a fish tank: a reliable deep freeze
50 rolls of clingwrap
i need to learn home lobotomy,
a little extra-curricular activity,
to dry-root this monotony
i need to locate one night stands
who give good head,
but who also, don't object,
to losing theirs, immediately
thereafter.

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